I’m scared if I stop drinking all at once the cumulative hangover will literally kill me.

Grantaire, Book III (via incorrectlesmisquotes) —

enjolras thought process

enjolras: so, i need a volunteer to find out all the enemy plans
enjolras: no, not you guys from the abc cafe who i know i can trust
enjolras: hmm
enjolras: you the old guy who i've never seen before in my life who has no connection to the abc
enjolras: yes you
enjolras: i trust you with the entire future of this rebellion and i have no idea who you are
enjolras: go have fun
javert: ok